Story Machine

13. ledna 2017 v 14:46 | The Artemis Hunter |  Rádoby literární veledíla
Každoročně poslední den školy před Vánoci naše ekola pořádá přehlídku divadel, které si připravily její žáci. Po dvou letech naší aktivní nečinnosti nás slovo angličtinářky, že když to bude v angličtině, nechá nás to cvičit v hodinách, a můj pofidérní nápad donutily nějaké to divadlo zpáchat. Zde je tedy výsledek. Othello je psaný spolužačkou, jen s mým malým zásahem, zbytek je mým počinem. Kvůli nemožnosti změnit velikost písma na blogu v rámci jednoho článku je to poněkud nepřehledné, ale věřím, že se v tom dá vyznat. Jo, už jsem říkala, že je to teda v angličtině?


IN THE LAB
THE DOCTOR
Hello, everybody! Come and see my precious machine, the STORY MACHINE! The machine, which takes YOU to any story YOU want! Being Harry Potter or Percy Jackson is now possible! Come and see!
PEOPLE
(asking questions - How does it work? Can you take me to Narnia?)
THE TRAVELLER
Me! Take me to Twilight! I want to be with Edward SO MUCH!"
THE DOCTOR
Alright! Please, come and sit. Errr. Time. (setting time) Place. (setting place) Hold on, you're on your way!

ROMEO AND JULIET
(someone carrying label "ROMEO AND JULIET")

AT THE BALL
JULIET (THE TRAVELLER)
(landing at the ball, people are around her)
ROMEO
(coming to JULIET, taking JULIET's hand)
Your hand is so smooth,
I swear, I'm telling the truth.
Oh, please, be my lovely wife!
Cause without you I'm going to die…
JULIET
What? Who the hell are you? Where the hell am I? AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY EDWARD?
ROMEO
Forget Edward, forget Paris, run away with me! With me, Romeo Montague!
JULIET
Errrr… No, thank you, I'd rather stay. Now excuse me, I have to find… (trying to go away)
ROMEO
(don't let her hand) No, Juliet! I love you!
JULIET'S MOTHER
(coming and catching JULIET's hand, taking her away) Come! You're late to see Paris!

ON THE BALCONY
JULIET
Romeo, Romeo, why are you stalking me…
ROMEO
(hiding under the balcony, whispering to himself) My BEAUTIFUL Juliet, you're going to be mine soon, I swear!
JULIET
(noticing strange sounds) Hello? Is anybody there? (leaning on the balcony)
ROMEO
(putting his face right in front of hers) Hello, sweetie!
JULIET
(shouting) You!
ROMEO
(trying to say something, but JULIET'S MOTHER's noticing the sound and taking JULIET home and screaming loudly)

THE MURDER
TYBALT
You're not getting my sister!
ROMEO
That's what YOU think! (killing TYBALT)

IN THE TOMBS
JULIET
Arrr! Everyone's bothering me! I hope I'll get some sleep here in the tombs… (lying on the grave and falling asleep)
ROMEO
(arriving to the tombs) My beautiful Juliet! You killed yourself for my disappearing! This is the true love! Now we are going to be together forever! (killing himself)
JULIET
(waking up) Wow, that was strange dream… (noticing Romeo) Oh, finally you're gone! Huh? What's happening? Aaaaa!

IN THE LAB
THE DOCTOR
Oh! I fixed it! You're going to your Twilight, Juliet! (PEOPLE looking on him with strange look) What? I didn't know her real name…

OTHELLO
(someone carrying label "OTHELLO")

IAGO LYING TO OTHELLO
IAGO
Othello you must know that Desdemona is in love with another man. Look what I found! The handkerchief you gave to your lovely wife she gave to Cassio.
OTHELLO
Oh my god. I have to take action. This can't be. I can't let her betray another man's heart.

OTHELLO AND DESDEMONA
OTHELLO
(coming to the room) Have you prayed?
DESDEMONA
What are you talking about? Why am I here? This is not Twilight! And who the hell are you? Still not Edward...
OTHELLO
You are on your deathbed. I have the handkerchief you gave to Cassio. And now you're telling me about Edward?
DESDEMONA
Cassio who? Yeah whatever man you must've mistaken me with somebody else because I don't know what you're talking about at all. You're being annoying.
OTHELLO
So you show your true colors at last? You don't care about your husband? I shall end your life.
DESDEMONA
Hey calm down I'm not whoever you're looking for.
OTHELLO
(starting choking DESDEMONA)
DESDEMONA
Hey... Let me go...
EMILIA
(coming to the room) Oh my god! Othello, what have you done? She's dead!
OTHELLO
I have killed her so that she may never betray another man's heart again. I killed her because of my pride. I wish it did not have to come to this.

IN THE LAB
THE DOCTOR
You are back, haha! (coming to the STORY MACHINE and opening it) Oh... It was too late, I guess... (taking the skull) To be, or not to be - that is the question. Someone live long, successful life (poking to his chest) and someone... Someone is just stupid enough to kill themselves by not knowing story like Othello. (poking on skull, while saying this monologue leaving the scene)
 


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1 STIAK STIAK | E-mail | Web | 15. ledna 2017 v 8:33 | Reagovat

Ale velikost písma v článku změnit jde :D
Jen by se člověk musel naučit s html formàtováním, což sice občas vypadá hrozně složitě, ale ve skutečnosti to aż taková věda taky není :D

Jinak článek je fantastickej QwQ Fakt hele, tohle je super nápad - mě by to ani nenapadlo - a vážně je to hrozně hezký! Jen tak dále :33

2 The Artemis Hunter The Artemis Hunter | Web | 15. ledna 2017 v 21:58 | Reagovat

[1]: Smutný je, že já html umím, jen má inteligence je poněkud omezená, takže mě zase nenapadlo tohle. Nicméně děkuji mnohokrát za pochvalu.

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